Dear Chewbacca…
You need to acknowledge your son.
He needs to understand where he comes from.
We are not contacting you in solicitation of any money or miscellaneous parental support.
We simply want you to reach out to the child you created and tell him that you love him. He wants to know his father.
There are certain things that pseudo lesbian cosmopolitan women can not teach a young person of his breed. Like how to navigate the Millenium Falcon, smuggle goods back to Rebel territory and most importantly stop rubbing his but on the carpet everytime pooh gets stuck to the dread lock on his ass.
Just look at how disconnected your son has become.
He needs you. He needs his Daddy.
We are good mothers, and we will continue to care for this budding creature, no matter what. Regardless of the characters that come and go form his life throughout the course of his development, as God as our witness, Bunder will know he is loved.
But even all the love we can offer may never fill the void in his life, that you have left.
And with foresight regarding all the trials this young man will have to face without ever meeting his father, we find it equally deplorable and unfortunate that you choose to withhold the true identity of his biological birth mother. It is at this time, we choose to inform you, Chewbacca, that members of a privately hired investigation team have gathered photgraphic evidence of your realtionship with this… woman (?).
Please disclose her name to we who act as Bunder’s legal guardians, lest we are forced to pursue futher legal action. We do not want your involvement in your son’s life to evolve from a class action paternity suit- but we are prepared to file for such proceedings.
Furthermore, we would hate to have to inform Lumpy and Mala ofthis addition to their family before they are ready to understand it. And don’t you think that Itchy will resent never having known his grandson?
You are a sick son of a bitch Chewbacca.
pseudo lesbians?